Guest guest Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 My son did a similar thing to me the other day. B: Wow, I can't wait to go to the intermediate school (Its gr 4 & 5, he's at the elementary) Me: Why is that? B: Well. . . . then I can talk to all of the friends I will have on the cell phone. Me: What cell phone? B: The one you're gonna buy me. Me: Really? I don't think so. B: Why not? Me: You can get a cell phone once you really learn what responsibility is (he's 8) and maybe get a job. B: Awesome! That means I won't have to do chores anymore! Oh......if he only knew. ( ) Aspie logic I just have to share my son's comments from yesterday's sessions at the counselors. Son: When I'm adult I'm going to sue you for child abuse. (I had made him cut his toenails over the weekend.) After discussing that comment for a bit this was his next comment. Son: I'm not sure if I am planning to drive my car into school every day when I am a junior. Me: What car? Son: The one that you are going to buy me. Funny, I don't remember promising him a car. He has to get his driver's license first. He has not even started driver's ed. I just had to laugh that in one breath he's about to sue me for child abuse over cutting his toenails and in the next he's expecting me to buy him a car. Caroline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 OMG this has made my night! It's hilarious. Really because I thought I had the only kid who was like that. Ha haha > > I just have to share my son's comments from yesterday's sessions at the counselors. > > Son: When I'm adult I'm going to sue you for child abuse. (I had made him cut his toenails over the weekend.) > > After discussing that comment for a bit this was his next comment. > > Son: I'm not sure if I am planning to drive my car into school every day when I am a junior. > Me: What car? > Son: The one that you are going to buy me. > > Funny, I don't remember promising him a car. He has to get his driver's license first. He has not even started driver's ed. > > I just had to laugh that in one breath he's about to sue me for child abuse over cutting his toenails and in the next he's expecting me to buy him a car. > > Caroline > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 Those two posts made me laugh out loud! Hilarious, some of the things our kids say! I was so excited Sunday that my son agreed to go to church with me but as we were leaving I noticed his shirt. It was a slipknot t-shirt. Me: I don't think that shirt is appropriate for church. Son: Why, it doesn't matter what you wear, God just cares that you go. Me: Yeah, but some people are judgemental and might not like it. Son: Well then they are not really christians because then they wouldn't judge. God says we shouldn't judge. Me: Hmmmm I mean, what more can you say to that? ne From: le Gallagher <Dmgallagher83@...>Subject: Re: ( ) Aspie logic Date: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 4:14 PM My son did a similar thing to me the other day. B: Wow, I can't wait to go to the intermediate school (Its gr 4 & 5, he's at the elementary) Me: Why is that? B: Well. . . . then I can talk to all of the friends I will have on the cell phone. Me: What cell phone? B: The one you're gonna buy me. Me: Really? I don't think so. B: Why not? Me: You can get a cell phone once you really learn what responsibility is (he's 8) and maybe get a job. B: Awesome! That means I won't have to do chores anymore! Oh......if he only knew. ( ) Aspie logic I just have to share my son's comments from yesterday's sessions at the counselors.Son: When I'm adult I'm going to sue you for child abuse. (I had made him cut his toenails over the weekend.)After discussing that comment for a bit this was his next comment.Son: I'm not sure if I am planning to drive my car into school every day when I am a junior. Me: What car?Son: The one that you are going to buy me.Funny, I don't remember promising him a car. He has to get his driver's license first. He has not even started driver's ed. I just had to laugh that in one breath he's about to sue me for child abuse over cutting his toenails and in the next he's expecting me to buy him a car.Caroline Don't pick lemons. See all the new 2007 cars at Autos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 Really hilarious Thanks for the laugh! From: Catcelia <c2cats@...> Sent: Wed, February 9, 2011 9:32:03 AMSubject: ( ) Aspie logic I just have to share my son's comments from yesterday's sessions at the counselors.Son: When I'm adult I'm going to sue you for child abuse. (I had made him cut his toenails over the weekend.)After discussing that comment for a bit this was his next comment.Son: I'm not sure if I am planning to drive my car into school every day when I am a junior. Me: What car?Son: The one that you are going to buy me.Funny, I don't remember promising him a car. He has to get his driver's license first. He has not even started driver's ed. I just had to laugh that in one breath he's about to sue me for child abuse over cutting his toenails and in the next he's expecting me to buy him a car.Caroline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 Thanks for the belly laugh, I have one of those "friends" as well. It's nice to get a good laugh in after 2 hours of challenging homework. Becky From: AP Girl <julia.colleen@...>Subject: ( ) Re: Aspie logic Date: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 6:29 PM OMG this has made my night! It's hilarious. Really because I thought Ihad the only kid who was like that. Ha haha>> I just have to share my son's comments from yesterday's sessions atthe counselors.>> Son: When I'm adult I'm going to sue you for child abuse. (I had madehim cut his toenails over the weekend.)>> After discussing that comment for a bit this was his next comment.>> Son: I'm not sure if I am planning to drive my car into school everyday when I am a junior.> Me: What car?> Son: The one that you are going to buy me.>> Funny, I don't remember promising him a car. He has to get hisdriver's license first. He has not even started driver's ed.>> I just had to laugh that in one breath he's about to sue me for childabuse over cutting his toenails and in the next he's expecting me to buyhim a car.>> Caroline> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 I love it! He he. My Lord,,,,,I wish I had nails as nice as Ian's. he he. He freaks out when he has to cut them. Or should I say, "When I have to cut them". The last time I had him cut them, he said he would do it and honestly cut them with the corner of the clippers into the "edge" of Halloween pumpkin teeth. There were like, 5 jagged edges. He thought it was soooo awesome!!!! If he ever does that again, I've got to get a picture. Robin ......A rich man is not one who has the most, but who needs the least..... From: Catcelia <c2cats@...>Subject: ( ) Aspie logic Date: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 9:32 AM I just have to share my son's comments from yesterday's sessions at the counselors.Son: When I'm adult I'm going to sue you for child abuse. (I had made him cut his toenails over the weekend.)After discussing that comment for a bit this was his next comment.Son: I'm not sure if I am planning to drive my car into school every day when I am a junior. Me: What car?Son: The one that you are going to buy me.Funny, I don't remember promising him a car. He has to get his driver's license first. He has not even started driver's ed. I just had to laugh that in one breath he's about to sue me for child abuse over cutting his toenails and in the next he's expecting me to buy him a car.Caroline Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 He he.,,,,,,he was right. So......did he wear the shirt? he he. once went to a church Trustee meeting and when he got home, he realized that he wore his "Got Beer?" shirt. he he. Robin ......A rich man is not one who has the most, but who needs the least..... From: le Gallagher <Dmgallagher83@...>Subject: Re: ( ) Aspie logic Date: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 4:14 PM My son did a similar thing to me the other day. B: Wow, I can't wait to go to the intermediate school (Its gr 4 & 5, he's at the elementary) Me: Why is that? B: Well. . . . then I can talk to all of the friends I will have on the cell phone. Me: What cell phone? B: The one you're gonna buy me. Me: Really? I don't think so. B: Why not? Me: You can get a cell phone once you really learn what responsibility is (he's 8) and maybe get a job. B: Awesome! That means I won't have to do chores anymore! Oh......if he only knew. ( ) Aspie logic I just have to share my son's comments from yesterday's sessions at the counselors.Son: When I'm adult I'm going to sue you for child abuse. (I had made him cut his toenails over the weekend.)After discussing that comment for a bit this was his next comment.Son: I'm not sure if I am planning to drive my car into school every day when I am a junior. Me: What car?Son: The one that you are going to buy me.Funny, I don't remember promising him a car. He has to get his driver's license first. He has not even started driver's ed. I just had to laugh that in one breath he's about to sue me for child abuse over cutting his toenails and in the next he's expecting me to buy him a car.Caroline Don't pick lemons.See all the new 2007 cars at Autos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 9, 2011 Report Share Posted February 9, 2011 Yup, he sure did. Can't argue with logic, right? LOL!ne From: le Gallagher <Dmgallagher83@...>Subject: Re: ( ) Aspie logic Date: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 4:14 PM My son did a similar thing to me the other day. B: Wow, I can't wait to go to the intermediate school (Its gr 4 & 5, he's at the elementary) Me: Why is that? B: Well. . . . then I can talk to all of the friends I will have on the cell phone. Me: What cell phone? B: The one you're gonna buy me. Me: Really? I don't think so. B: Why not? Me: You can get a cell phone once you really learn what responsibility is (he's 8) and maybe get a job. B: Awesome! That means I won't have to do chores anymore! Oh......if he only knew. ( ) Aspie logic I just have to share my son's comments from yesterday's sessions at the counselors.Son: When I'm adult I'm going to sue you for child abuse. (I had made him cut his toenails over the weekend.)After discussing that comment for a bit this was his next comment.Son: I'm not sure if I am planning to drive my car into school every day when I am a junior. Me: What car?Son: The one that you are going to buy me.Funny, I don't remember promising him a car. He has to get his driver's license first. He has not even started driver's ed. I just had to laugh that in one breath he's about to sue me for child abuse over cutting his toenails and in the next he's expecting me to buy him a car.Caroline Don't pick lemons.See all the new 2007 cars at Autos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 No, you sure can't. He he. Man,,,,I love our kids. Robin ......A rich man is not one who has the most, but who needs the least..... From: le Gallagher <Dmgallagher83@...>Subject: Re: ( ) Aspie logic Date: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 4:14 PM My son did a similar thing to me the other day. B: Wow, I can't wait to go to the intermediate school (Its gr 4 & 5, he's at the elementary) Me: Why is that? B: Well. . . . then I can talk to all of the friends I will have on the cell phone. Me: What cell phone? B: The one you're gonna buy me. Me: Really? I don't think so. B: Why not? Me: You can get a cell phone once you really learn what responsibility is (he's 8) and maybe get a job. B: Awesome! That means I won't have to do chores anymore! Oh......if he only knew. ( ) Aspie logic I just have to share my son's comments from yesterday's sessions at the counselors.Son: When I'm adult I'm going to sue you for child abuse. (I had made him cut his toenails over the weekend.)After discussing that comment for a bit this was his next comment.Son: I'm not sure if I am planning to drive my car into school every day when I am a junior. Me: What car?Son: The one that you are going to buy me.Funny, I don't remember promising him a car. He has to get his driver's license first. He has not even started driver's ed. I just had to laugh that in one breath he's about to sue me for child abuse over cutting his toenails and in the next he's expecting me to buy him a car.Caroline Don't pick lemons.See all the new 2007 cars at Autos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Oh my ga......he he. That is soooooo our kids. he he. I'm laughing soo damned hard.............he he.......................... Is someone writing all this down for a book? he he...... Robin ......A rich man is not one who has the most, but who needs the least..... From: le Gallagher <Dmgallagher83@...>Subject: Re: ( ) Aspie logic Date: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 4:14 PM My son did a similar thing to me the other day. B: Wow, I can't wait to go to the intermediate school (Its gr 4 & 5, he's at the elementary) Me: Why is that? B: Well. . . . then I can talk to all of the friends I will have on the cell phone. Me: What cell phone? B: The one you're gonna buy me. Me: Really? I don't think so. B: Why not? Me: You can get a cell phone once you really learn what responsibility is (he's 8) and maybe get a job. B: Awesome! That means I won't have to do chores anymore! Oh......if he only knew. ( ) Aspie logic I just have to share my son's comments from yesterday's sessions at the counselors.Son: When I'm adult I'm going to sue you for child abuse. (I had made him cut his toenails over the weekend.)After discussing that comment for a bit this was his next comment.Son: I'm not sure if I am planning to drive my car into school every day when I am a junior. Me: What car?Son: The one that you are going to buy me.Funny, I don't remember promising him a car. He has to get his driver's license first. He has not even started driver's ed. I just had to laugh that in one breath he's about to sue me for child abuse over cutting his toenails and in the next he's expecting me to buy him a car.Caroline Don't pick lemons.See all the new 2007 cars at Autos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Oh my.......how sweet, though........he he......and horrible.........he he. Robin ......A rich man is not one who has the most, but who needs the least..... From: le Gallagher <Dmgallagher83@...>Subject: Re: ( ) Aspie logic Date: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 4:14 PM My son did a similar thing to me the other day. B: Wow, I can't wait to go to the intermediate school (Its gr 4 & 5, he's at the elementary) Me: Why is that? B: Well. . . . then I can talk to all of the friends I will have on the cell phone. Me: What cell phone? B: The one you're gonna buy me. Me: Really? I don't think so. B: Why not? Me: You can get a cell phone once you really learn what responsibility is (he's 8) and maybe get a job. B: Awesome! That means I won't have to do chores anymore! Oh......if he only knew. ( ) Aspie logic I just have to share my son's comments from yesterday's sessions at the counselors.Son: When I'm adult I'm going to sue you for child abuse. (I had made him cut his toenails over the weekend.)After discussing that comment for a bit this was his next comment.Son: I'm not sure if I am planning to drive my car into school every day when I am a junior. Me: What car?Son: The one that you are going to buy me.Funny, I don't remember promising him a car. He has to get his driver's license first. He has not even started driver's ed. I just had to laugh that in one breath he's about to sue me for child abuse over cutting his toenails and in the next he's expecting me to buy him a car.Caroline Don't pick lemons.See all the new 2007 cars at Autos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 Funny reading all of these posts! I love it. Our son just turned 5. It reminded me of an incident, that wasn't really funny, but stuck out to me. At his previous preschool there was a field trip to a hardware store. There was a table for kids to play tic-tac-toe on with large x's and o's. He had never played before. Several other kids played and he really payed them no attention, as you know aspie's tend to drift off in thought alot. Finally it was his turn and the rules were explained as " you want to get 3 in a row of your letter " . So they sat down to play and as it progressed both him and the little girl he was playing had 2 in a row. It was Tyler's turn and instead of claiming the prize of his 3 in a row he blocked her 2 in a row. We had not told the kids that was part of how you play. He did end up winning. And it was interesting to me. He " should " have took the easy 3 in a row win, but his mind was more focused on keeping her from getting 3. ~ P. > > > From: Catcelia <c2cats@...> > Subject: ( ) Aspie logic > > Date: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 9:32 AM > > >  > > > > I just have to share my son's comments from yesterday's sessions at the counselors. > > Son: When I'm adult I'm going to sue you for child abuse. (I had made him cut his toenails over the weekend.) > > After discussing that comment for a bit this was his next comment. > > Son: I'm not sure if I am planning to drive my car into school every day when I am a junior. > Me: What car? > Son: The one that you are going to buy me. > > Funny, I don't remember promising him a car. He has to get his driver's license first. He has not even started driver's ed. > > I just had to laugh that in one breath he's about to sue me for child abuse over cutting his toenails and in the next he's expecting me to buy him a car. > > Caroline > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 How did you manage to keep a straight face when he came up with that comment?! It's so hilarious! > > > From: le Gallagher <Dmgallagher83@...> > Subject: Re: ( ) Aspie logic > > Date: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 4:14 PM > > >  > > > > My son did a similar thing to me the other day. > > > B: Wow, I can't wait to go to the intermediate school (Its gr 4 & 5, he's at the elementary) > Me: Why is that? > B: Well. . . . then I can talk to all of the friends I will have on the cell phone. > Me: What cell phone? > B: The one you're gonna buy me. > Me: Really? I don't think so. > B: Why not? > Me: You can get a cell phone once you really learn what responsibility is (he's 8) and maybe get a job. > B: Awesome! That means I won't have to do chores anymore! > > > Oh......if he only knew. > > > > > > ( ) Aspie logic > > >  > > > > I just have to share my son's comments from yesterday's sessions at the counselors. > > Son: When I'm adult I'm going to sue you for child abuse. (I had made him cut his toenails over the weekend.) > > After discussing that comment for a bit this was his next comment. > > Son: I'm not sure if I am planning to drive my car into school every day when I am a junior. > Me: What car? > Son: The one that you are going to buy me. > > Funny, I don't remember promising him a car. He has to get his driver's license first. He has not even started driver's ed. > > I just had to laugh that in one breath he's about to sue me for child abuse over cutting his toenails and in the next he's expecting me to buy him a car. > > Caroline > > > > > > > > > > > > ________________________________________________________________________________\ ____ > We won't tell. Get more on shows you hate to love > (and love to hate): TV's Guilty Pleasures list. > http://tv./collections/265 > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 I couldn't keep a straight face actually. I smiled and felt proud at the same time. I smiled because he was so right and proud that he actually listened enough in church the times he has gone to be able to say this to me. I didn't think he paid that much attention. ne From: Catcelia <c2cats@...>Subject: Re: ( ) Aspie logic Date: Thursday, February 10, 2011, 4:35 PM How did you manage to keep a straight face when he came up with that comment?! It's so hilarious!> > > From: le Gallagher <Dmgallagher83@...>> Subject: Re: ( ) Aspie logic> > Date: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 4:14 PM> > >  > > > > My son did a similar thing to me the other day. > > > B: Wow, I can't wait to go to the intermediate school (Its gr 4 & 5, he's at the elementary)> Me: Why is that?> B: Well. . . . then I can talk to all of the friends I will have on the cell phone.> Me: What cell phone?> B: The one you're gonna buy me.> Me: Really? I don't think so.> B: Why not?> Me: You can get a cell phone once you really learn what responsibility is (he's 8) and maybe get a job.> B: Awesome! That means I won't have to do chores anymore!> > > Oh......if he only knew.> > > > > > ( ) Aspie logic> > >  > > > > I just have to share my son's comments from yesterday's sessions at the counselors.> > Son: When I'm adult I'm going to sue you for child abuse. (I had made him cut his toenails over the weekend.)> > After discussing that comment for a bit this was his next comment.> > Son: I'm not sure if I am planning to drive my car into school every day when I am a junior. > Me: What car?> Son: The one that you are going to buy me.> > Funny, I don't remember promising him a car. He has to get his driver's license first. He has not even started driver's ed. > > I just had to laugh that in one breath he's about to sue me for child abuse over cutting his toenails and in the next he's expecting me to buy him a car.> > Caroline> > > > > > > > > > > > __________________________________________________________> We won't tell. Get more on shows you hate to love > (and love to hate): TV's Guilty Pleasures list.> http://tv./collections/265> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 I think running to 10 different versions of Super might either make me run a lot faster or run into the side of a large brick building...on purpose. =) From: <doyourecycle@...> Sent: Thu, February 10, 2011 9:25:54 AMSubject: Re: ( ) Aspie logic Here's another one for the books. My aspie and I had been sharing an IPOD (when mine stopped working) but his little brother got a hold of it and locked it which leaves the device locked. I couldn't figure it out so I asked aspie son if he could fix it. He figured out how to unlock it and got it working again for which I was thrilled. However, what I didn't find out until the next morning because I didn't ask--at 5:30am in the gym--is that all my music got wiped off the IPOD so that my music that morning consisted of 10 different song variations of Super music!! He later told me that he had to reformat the IPOD which wiped everything off of the device and put his music back on. Didn't I put my music back on, he asked? On Thu, Feb 10, 2011 at 10:17 AM, Idelice A. Haack <haackia@...> wrote: Don't we love our kids? They are great and never boring. Ide From: susanne hansen <s_hansen34@...> Sent: Wed, February 9, 2011 5:36:13 PMSubject: Re: ( ) Aspie logic Those two posts made me laugh out loud! Hilarious, some of the things our kids say! I was so excited Sunday that my son agreed to go to church with me but as we were leaving I noticed his shirt. It was a slipknot t-shirt. Me: I don't think that shirt is appropriate for church. Son: Why, it doesn't matter what you wear, God just cares that you go. Me: Yeah, but some people are judgemental and might not like it. Son: Well then they are not really christians because then they wouldn't judge. God says we shouldn't judge. Me: Hmmmm I mean, what more can you say to that? ne From: le Gallagher <Dmgallagher83@...>Subject: Re: ( ) Aspie logic Date: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 4:14 PM My son did a similar thing to me the other day. B: Wow, I can't wait to go to the intermediate school (Its gr 4 & 5, he's at the elementary) Me: Why is that? B: Well. . . . then I can talk to all of the friends I will have on the cell phone. Me: What cell phone? B: The one you're gonna buy me. Me: Really? I don't think so. B: Why not? Me: You can get a cell phone once you really learn what responsibility is (he's 8) and maybe get a job. B: Awesome! That means I won't have to do chores anymore! Oh......if he only knew. ( ) Aspie logic I just have to share my son's comments from yesterday's sessions at the counselors.Son: When I'm adult I'm going to sue you for child abuse. (I had made him cut his toenails over the weekend.)After discussing that comment for a bit this was his next comment.Son: I'm not sure if I am planning to drive my car into school every day when I am a junior. Me: What car?Son: The one that you are going to buy me.Funny, I don't remember promising him a car. He has to get his driver's license first. He has not even started driver's ed. I just had to laugh that in one breath he's about to sue me for child abuse over cutting his toenails and in the next he's expecting me to buy him a car.Caroline Don't pick lemons.See all the new 2007 cars at Autos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 10, 2011 Report Share Posted February 10, 2011 I am literally sitting here laughing so hard I have tears running down my face. Mom to my 4 girls Madeline, Cayla, Arabella, & Vincenza "You are the TRIP I did not take You are the PEARLS I cannot buy You are the blue Italian LAKE YOU are my piece of foreign SKY" ---Anne ---- ( ) Aspie logic I just have to share my son's comments from yesterday's sessions at the counselors. Son: When I'm adult I'm going to sue you for child abuse. (I had made him cut his toenails over the weekend.) After discussing that comment for a bit this was his next comment. Son: I'm not sure if I am planning to drive my car into school every day when I am a junior. Me: What car? Son: The one that you are going to buy me. Funny, I don't remember promising him a car. He has to get his driver's license first. He has not even started driver's ed. I just had to laugh that in one breath he's about to sue me for child abuse over cutting his toenails and in the next he's expecting me to buy him a car. Caroline Don't pick lemons. See all the new 2007 cars at Autos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 LOL!!!! Gotta love it. FawnFrom: <doyourecycle@...> Sent: Thu, February 10, 2011 9:25:54 AMSubject: Re: ( ) Aspie logic Here's another one for the books. My aspie and I had been sharing an IPOD (when mine stopped working) but his little brother got a hold of it and locked it which leaves the device locked. I couldn't figure it out so I asked aspie son if he could fix it. He figured out how to unlock it and got it working again for which I was thrilled. However, what I didn't find out until the next morning because I didn't ask--at 5:30am in the gym--is that all my music got wiped off the IPOD so that my music that morning consisted of 10 different song variations of Super music!! He later told me that he had to reformat the IPOD which wiped everything off of the device and put his music back on. Didn't I put my music back on, he asked? On Thu, Feb 10, 2011 at 10:17 AM, Idelice A. Haack <haackia@...> wrote: Don't we love our kids? They are great and never boring. Ide From: susanne hansen <s_hansen34@...> Sent: Wed, February 9, 2011 5:36:13 PMSubject: Re: ( ) Aspie logic Those two posts made me laugh out loud! Hilarious, some of the things our kids say! I was so excited Sunday that my son agreed to go to church with me but as we were leaving I noticed his shirt. It was a slipknot t-shirt. Me: I don't think that shirt is appropriate for church. Son: Why, it doesn't matter what you wear, God just cares that you go. Me: Yeah, but some people are judgemental and might not like it. Son: Well then they are not really christians because then they wouldn't judge. God says we shouldn't judge. Me: Hmmmm I mean, what more can you say to that? ne From: le Gallagher <Dmgallagher83@...>Subject: Re: ( ) Aspie logic Date: Wednesday, February 9, 2011, 4:14 PM My son did a similar thing to me the other day. B: Wow, I can't wait to go to the intermediate school (Its gr 4 & 5, he's at the elementary) Me: Why is that? B: Well. . . . then I can talk to all of the friends I will have on the cell phone. Me: What cell phone? B: The one you're gonna buy me. Me: Really? I don't think so. B: Why not? Me: You can get a cell phone once you really learn what responsibility is (he's 8) and maybe get a job. B: Awesome! That means I won't have to do chores anymore! Oh......if he only knew. ( ) Aspie logic I just have to share my son's comments from yesterday's sessions at the counselors.Son: When I'm adult I'm going to sue you for child abuse. (I had made him cut his toenails over the weekend.) After discussing that comment for a bit this was his next comment.Son: I'm not sure if I am planning to drive my car into school every day when I am a junior. Me: What car?Son: The one that you are going to buy me. Funny, I don't remember promising him a car. He has to get his driver's license first. He has not even started driver's ed. I just had to laugh that in one breath he's about to sue me for child abuse over cutting his toenails and in the next he's expecting me to buy him a car. Caroline Don't pick lemons.See all the new 2007 cars at Autos. Expecting? Get great news right away with email Auto-Check.Try the Beta. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 15, 2011 Report Share Posted February 15, 2011 When my son was younger, he told me that when he grows up and I grow little he will make me go to bed early. This was after I told him it was time to get ready for bed.Kathy J.On Fri, Feb 11, 2011 at 8:10 AM, Fawn Kazmierczak <lostfranklingirl@...> wrote:  LOL!!!! Gotta love it. Fawn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 lol. Duh! lol.... Roxanna “Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.†- Luther King, Jr. ( ) Aspie logic I just have to share my son's comments from yesterday's sessions at the counselors. Son: When I'm adult I'm going to sue you for child abuse. (I had made him cut his toenails over the weekend.) After discussing that comment for a bit this was his next comment. Son: I'm not sure if I am planning to drive my car into school every day when I am a junior. Me: What car? Son: The one that you are going to buy me. Funny, I don't remember promising him a car. He has to get his driver's license first. He has not even started driver's ed. I just had to laugh that in one breath he's about to sue me for child abuse over cutting his toenails and in the next he's expecting me to buy him a car. Caroline Don't pick lemons. See all the new 2007 cars at Autos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted February 17, 2011 Report Share Posted February 17, 2011 Oh yes, PK here. My dad would have explained that we dress nicely to show respect for God. Already tried that one as a kid... Roxanna “Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter.†- Luther King, Jr. ( ) Aspie logic > > > Â > > > > I just have to share my son's comments from yesterday's sessions at the counselors. > > Son: When I'm adult I'm going to sue you for child abuse. (I had made him cut his toenails over the weekend.) > > After discussing that comment for a bit this was his next comment. > > Son: I'm not sure if I am planning to drive my car into school every day when I am a junior. > Me: What car? > Son: The one that you are going to buy me. > > Funny, I don't remember promising him a car. He has to get his driver's license first. He has not even started driver's ed. > > I just had to laugh that in one breath he's about to sue me for child abuse over cutting his toenails and in the next he's expecting me to buy him a car. > > Caroline > > > > > > > > > > > > __________________________________________________________ > We won't tell. Get more on shows you hate to love > (and love to hate): TV's Guilty Pleasures list. > http://tv./collections/265 > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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