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Hi All

I have just concluded reading the local newspapers, when on the back page I

spotted this rather large, bold printed, headline!

Sex Assault On Wind Surfer, yes the mind boggles?

Oh it gets better honest!

" The Court was told by Inspector O'Rourke, [the local Policeman] that the

INJURED party was windsurfing in the area. He TWISTED his back and got into

DIFFICULTY with the INJURY! The DEFENDANT was nearby and offered to help him

in Removing his Wet Suit. {well lets be honest we all know what a injury to

the back is like, severely painful}. It happened at 5.30pm. The DEFENDANT

was holding and had REMOVED the wet suit bottoms to the knee. He then

committed the sex assault by grabbing the surfer's testicles. The young man

told him to get off him. The defendant ran off and drove away, BUT not

before the INJURED party wrote down the car registration number and reported

the incident " . {Always wanted to know what wind surfers had in their wet

suits, obviously pen and paper?}

Judge Kelliher, " Was it ONE GRAB? "

Inspector " YES "

The DEFENDANT was fined £140 pounds!

It can ONLY happen here I am convinced of that! Someone please explain how a

wind surfer with a injured twisted back, managed to write down the car

details of

his attacker.

Love and God Bless

Gillian