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> Subject: Fwd: Stop the presses! A new element has been discovered...

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> > > New element discovered...... > > Researchers recently discovered

> Administratium, the heaviest element known to science. Administratium has

> one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 111 assistant

> deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

> These 312 particles are held together by a force called morons,

> >which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called

> >peons. Since Administratium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it

> >can be detected in that it impedes every reaction with which it comes

> >into contact. A minute amount of Administratium causes one reaction to

> > > take more than four days to complete when it would normally take

> >less than one second.

> Administratium does not have a normal half-life. It does not

> >decay, but insted undergoes a reorganization in which a number of the

> > > assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons and assistant deputy

> >neutrons

> > > exchange places. In fact, Administratium's mass will actually

> >increase

> > > over time because each reorganization causes some morons to

> > > become neutrons, forming isodopes.

> > >

> > > This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to

> > > speculate that Administratium is formed whenever morons reach a

> > > certain quantity in concentration.

> > >

> > > This hypothetical quantity is referred to as 'critical morass'.

> > >

> > > You'll know it when you see it!