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SEXUALITY: The Latest In Penis Enlargement Hype: Where’s The Science?

April 4, 2002 - Women with small breasts have been brutalized for years about how they cannot compete in the sexual marketplace, and how, if they visited their local plastic surgeon and bought themselves some breast implant surgery, their boyfriends and husbands would be extraordinarily appreciative. Plastic surgeons have even referred to women with small breasts as having a disease.

So why not try the same marketing approach with men? Embarrass them into thinking that they have a penis that is too small to satisfy their partners. Tell them that happiness is around the corner with an extra 1 to 3 inches (and even hint larger still is possible) and that it’s really all quite easy to accomplish. No surgery. No vacuum pumps. Just simple exercises that, if followed for at least SIX MONTHS, voila a bigger penis. And there are even added benefits: how to end premature ejaculation (most guys we’re told last a couple of minutes); improve vein and tissue health in the penis; and special secrets on how "the Saundanese Arabs attained penis sizes that reached over 10" in length by doing a simple and easy exercise taught to them by their fathers at the point of puberty.

And the benefits do go on, lasting very long indeed. Plus, "MUCH MUCH more information that no man should be without!"

And keep on with the embarrassment routine until the poor guy has read it ten times and is ready to pay anything to have his penis enlarged "drastically."

The come-on is that a guy can’t lose: "We stand behind our program 100% with our money back guarantee! Try our program for 6 months and if you’re not completely satisfied with the results, we’ll refund your money, it’s that simple!" In other words, if you use the Program for at least 6 months and do not see the results you expected, we will refund your money 100%, no questions asked!

Wow! Quite a deal! "Well, how’s my little Petie doing today?" Don’t worry, you’ll be a monster tiger soon. Only four more months!"

The person who developed this Program is a "doctor" of clinical psychology, A. . Well, redflagsweekly.com has a terrific deal for you. Send us appropriate scientific studies that demonstrate that your program works and we’ll confess that our elongated skepticism and extended perturbation were unfounded. As a matter of fact, you can even start this process going quickly by sending us the scientific references that show your method can improve penis size as you claim, and for which you charge — "a one-time charge, as you put it" - $39.95.

A. , we’ll be pleased to give you a "one-time" opportunity to fork over the data. And please, you know what you can do with the testimonials you cite.

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