i'm still sick but at least ppl have jobs because of it

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Maybe some of you can relate to my following rambling...

So my current doctor wants to do a plethora of blood tests. These are the same

tests I've done with my last doctor, and the one before that, and... well you

get the idea. I feel like I am in competent hands with this current doctor

because he doesn't let the definition of insanity deter him (doing the same

thing repeatedly while expecting different results). He decided what blood tests

to do on me in about 30 seconds, which is great, I wouldn't want my doctor

over-analyzing my health problems or spending time thinking of the possible

causes of my health problems when he could be out playing golf or going on

vacation - the time when a sudden burst of genius insight might pop up in his

head, thereby solving my health problems or at least lessening them. Medicare

will probably cover about 80% of the blood tests, because if they covered 100%,

that would relieve financial stress from sick/disabled people and that would be

bad since everyone knows that financial stress helps sick people to build up

mental strength which helps them get better. So I will be responsible for $100's

of dollars, which I'm supposed to pull out of my hat, but this is good, because

it will help me to build faith in " providence " which in turn, may help me get

better. I can't wait for my doc to tell me the blood tests didn't help with my

diagnosis, then we can do the other tests that I've already done many times

before, all this jumping through hoops on my part is really wonderful because

all the pain, suffering, energy, time, and aggavation I go through is good for

reducing my bad karma debt. It's a good thing my doc doesn't have to lift a

finger, I wouldn't want him to exert any effort as that might prevent the

brilliant flash of insight we are waiting for. Well I'll keep working with my

doctor because I know every single doctor in all of history has cured 100% of

their patients if their patients just stick with their doctor for at least 80

years or so. Since I'm almost 40 years old, I figure it won't take any longer

than 40 more years or so for my cure, probably much much less at the rate me and

my doctors are progressing. Well, I can't write anymore because I don't have any

more energy left and I feel like I'm dying as usual, who knows, maybe I won't

even have to go to my next doctor appointment.