Guest guest Posted August 8, 2002 Report Share Posted August 8, 2002 I had a mammogram before my implant surgery and while it was a little uncomfortable it was by no means painful, course my boobs were so saggy and stretched out that it probably helped allot ha! ----- Original Message ----- From: ~*Patty*~ Sent: Monday, August 05, 2002 9:56 PM Subject: Fw: The Boob Poem I've never had this done. Probably never will from the sound of this! >The Boob Poem: >For years and years they told me, >Be careful of your breasts. >Don't ever squeeze or bruise them. >And give them monthly tests. >So I heeded all their warnings, >And protected them by law. >Guarded them very carefully, >And I always wore my bra. >After 30 years of astute care, >My gyno, Dr. Pruitt, >Said I should get a Mammogram. >"O.K," I said, "let's do it." >"Stand up here real close" she said, >(She got my boob in line), >"And tell me when it hurts," she said, >"Ah yes! Right there, that's fine." >She stepped upon a pedal, >I could not believe my eyes! >A plastic plate came slamming down, >My hooter's in a vise! >My skin was stretched and mangled, >From underneath my chin. >My poor boob was being squashed, >To Swedish Pancake thin. >Excruciating pain I felt, >Within it's vise-like grip. >A prisoner in this vicious thing, >My poor defenseless tit! >"Take a deep breath" she said to me, >Who does she think she's kidding?!? >My chest is mashed in her machine, >And woozy I am getting. >"There, that's good," I heard her say, >(The room was slowly swaying.) >"Now, let's have a go at the other one." Have mercy, I was >praying. It >squeezed me from both up and down, >It squeezed me from both sides. >I'll bet SHE'S never had this done, >To HER tender little hide. >Next time that they make me do this, >I will request a blindfold. >I have no wish to see again, >My knockers getting steamrolled. >If I had no problem when I came in, >I surely have one now. >If there had been a cyst in there, >It would have gone "ker-pow!" >This machine was created by a man, >Of this, I have no doubt. >I'd like to stick his balls in there, >And see how THEY come out. > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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