Viagra and Cialis tips and report and humor

[Guest guest]

3 April 2011

I see remarks about other lots of medications in this list so hope I am not

stepping on any toes with this remark.

I am on a Viagra group list but that list has a low census and few posts.

At least I think it is .

When I first tried Viagra I was disappointed that it took at least 30 minutes

after swallowing the pill for it to 'kick in.'

It hit me to use a 4 oz. bottle of water in which to dissolve a pill in advance

of need.

Works like a charm.

The time to dissolve is way ahead of need, not when she calls saying she is

headed your way because it takes a few minutes for the pills to dissolve.

You might want to really, really be ready. Have bottles of dissolved pills at

home, work and in car.

Another tip. If you have the Cialis '1-day' pill you can play with the

'strength.' That is you may wish to dissolve two of them.

And oh, free Cialis.

Watch your Wall Street Journal every day, each page, including your local

big-city newspapers. Cialis is publishing full page 'coupons' for free Cialis.

30 of the 1-days or 4 or 5 of the stronger pills. The color of the full page is

a sort of tan color. Impossible to miss the ads if flipping through the paper.

Do it every day. The deal/coupons expire sometime in June 2011.

The full page coupon ads contain all the codes and information needed by the

pharmacy.

You must have a prescription. Be careful in telling your doctor which

particular pills you want. No mixing and matching. See the coupon. My doctor

faxed my prescription to the CVS near me and that was all there was to it. The

CVS entered the data into the computer and they did not even keep the coupon.

A coupon is only good for each patient for about a year, so you cannot take a

stack of coupons in and stock up for yourself.

Over many months as I would run across more coupons in the papers, I would tear

them out. I gave the stack to my doctor. He can/will hand them out to his

patients.

DUH! It just struck me. I have a scanned copy of the coupon, in color, saved

in Adobe .pdf. If anyone wants that file, let me know with a good email address

or maybe the moderator can tell me if that file can be posted to this discussion

list somehow? I have not attached it to this email.

DUH NUMBER 2! At the end I have pasted a scan and OCR of the key part of the

coupon. I do not vouch for the accuracy of the OCR output. As long as you have

a prescription it may well be your pharmacy will accept the data below. Good

luck.

Viagra or Cialis?

I just have the stronger Viagra pills. Seem okay to me. With the Cialis

'1-days' it seems/'feels' to me the pill is 'working' as much as 24 hours later

and it seems like my member is more 'gristly' feeling for the day or so after

drinking my 'Cialis/Viagra cocktail.'

By the way, be careful. There was the guy celebrating his divorce. He went to

the singles bar and met a babe. When she slipped away to the powder room he was

going to put a Rohypnol/date rape pill in her drink and a Viagra in his. It was

dark. He was careless and feeling his drinks. He got the pills backwards. The

next morning they had to call EMS to pry them apart.

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