Early morning humor: words

[Guest guest]

* Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as " 4's " ?

* Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a " whack " ?

* Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to

begin with.

* When someone asks you, " A penny for your thoughts, " and you put

your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

* When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

* Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

* Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

* If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

* Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

Kiana Rossi

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