Guest guest Posted October 28, 2002 Report Share Posted October 28, 2002 This is a good one. Terry Subject: cute one Persian Carpets An expensively dressed woman walks into an exclusive shop that sells Persian carpets. She looks around and then spots the perfect rug. As she bends down to feel the rug, she rather loudly and accidentally passes gas!!! Very embarrassed, she looks nervously to her left and right to see if anyone has noticed, and hopes the salesperson didn't notice. As luck would have it, standing directly behind her is the salesman. He says, "Good Day, Ma'am, how can we help you today?" Very uncomfortable, but hoping to shift attention, she asks, "Yes, How much is this rug?" He answers, "ly, I'm almost afraid to tell you. If you farted just touching it, you'll shit when you hear the price." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 27, 2005 Report Share Posted June 27, 2005 Thought this was cute Some new ideas every day! Always keep several get well cards on the mantle..... so if unexpected guests arrive, they will think you've been sick and unable to clean. BOXER DOGS ARE BEAUTIFUL maryrue@... Web Pages: http://www.geocities.com/bmtboxers/ http://www.angelfire.com/ms/beamartonsboxers http://f1.pg.photos./ph/maryrue/album boxerlovers beamartonraylynn boxerloverscollectiblescorner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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