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Humor: Out Of The Gene Pool

September 21, 1999

I've shared some T-shirt slogan humor in the past and I've got a new batch

that's been tickling my funny bone. One of them might make a good title for

the sequel to my book. It reads: Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

Here are a few other favorites to add to our special humor section:

--Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying, " No Hard Feelings. "

--You! Out Of The Gene Pool

--Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel

--If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba

The Hut?

--PETA - People Eating Tasty Animals (PETA is actually an acronym for People

for the Ethical Treatment of Animals)

--Heart attacks: God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends

--Cat: The Other White Meat

Okay, whoever wrote these - out of the gene pool!