Flower Show - Humor I can relate to

[Guest guest]

Two little old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside the local town

hall where a flower show was in progress.

The thin one leaned over and said, " Life is so darned boring. We never

have any fun anymore. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak

through that stupid flower show! "

" You're on! " said the other old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.

The first little old lady slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes and,

completely naked, streaked (as fast as an old lady can) through the

front door of the flower show.

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall,

followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.

The smiling and naked old lady came through the exit door surrounded by a

cheering crowd.

" What happened? " asked her waiting friend.

" I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement. "

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" Life's a journey, not a destination "

Tyler (Aerosmith)