State Mottos

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Kat posted this gem to the Off-topic list, in view of our state comments, thought this would be funny to pass on here, every state gets a barb.

Marta

From: " kay " <b10g7@...>Subject: Alternate State Mottos.... Alternate State Mottos...Alabama: Yes, we have electricityArizona: But It's a Dry HeatArkansas: Litterasy Ain't EverthingCalifornia: As Seen on TV " Sin, Sex, Sun and Fun " Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't BotherConnecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less CharacterDelaware: We Really Do Like the Chemicals in Our WaterFlorida: Ask Us About Our GrandkidsGeorgia: We Put the " Fun " in Fundamentalist ExtremismHawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru - Mahalo(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money, Thank You.)Idaho: Potatoes and Neo Nazi's ... What More Could You Ask For?Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the " S " Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave FreeIowa: We Do Amazing Things With CornKansas: Where Science Don't Mean NothingKentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last NamesLouisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism =CampaignMaine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobsterland: Thinking Man's DelawareMassachusetts: Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)Michigan: First Line of Defense From the CanadiansMinnesota: 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000 MosquitoesMississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own StateMissouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work, Let Me Show =You!!!Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies,Left-Wing Kooks and Very Little ElseNebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest - Where's the beef?Nevada: Hookers and Poker!New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us AloneNew Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right =Here!New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent PetsNew York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an=20Attorney...North Carolina: Tobacco is a VegetableNorth Dakota: We Really are One of the 50 States!Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan - We're Buckeyes!Oklahoma: Like the Play, only No SingingOregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For DinnerPennsylvania: Cook With CoalRhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island, really!South Carolina: Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually SurrenderSouth Dakota: Closer Than North DakotaTennessee: The Educashun StateTexas: Si' Hablo Ing'lesUtah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your JesusVermont: YepVirginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?Washington:Help! We're Overrun By Nerds, Liberals and other Slackers!Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?West Virginia: One Big Happy Family-Really!Wisconsin: Come Cut The CheeseWyoming: Where men are men and sheep are scared_______________________________________________________________________________