Fw: February 19th - HAPPY PRESIDENT'S DAY!

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Yes this is OT, but thought we could all use a Ha-Ha *-)

> Joke for Monday, February 19th

> GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD

> -Submitted by Tim Breth

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> *Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

> *Insanity is my only means of relaxation.

> *Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

> *You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder

> what else you can do while you're down there.

> *You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair

> that you once got from a roller coaster.

> *One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a person

> gain five pounds.

> *Every time I think about exercise, I lie down 'till the thought goes

away.

> *God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I

> am so far behind, I will live forever.

> *I finally got my head together, and my body fell apart.

> *Time may be a great healer, but it's also a lousy beautician.

> *Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.

> *Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for a while, and it

shrinks

> two sizes.

> *Inside some of us is a thin person struggling to get out, but they can

> usually be sedated with a few pieces of chocolate cake.

Metzler Chocolates

Fine Artisan candies, handmade

with the finest ingredients.

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