Re: Eve's Side Of The Story (Just for Fun)

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HAHAHA! It's all so clear now! >> EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY> > After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God> came to visit Eve. "So, how is everything going?" inquired God.> > "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied.> "The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights,> everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.> > It's these breasts you have given me. The> middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them with> my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes. They're a> real pain."> > And Eve went on to tell God that since many> other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc.> She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more> "symmetrically balanced".> > "That's a fair point," replied God, "But it> was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I> figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are right. I> will fix it up right away."> > And God reached down, removed the middle> breast and tossed it into the bushes> > Three weeks passed and God once again visited> Eve in the Garden of Eden.> > "Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"> > "Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one> oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram and> the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so> alone."> > God though for a moment and said, "You know,> Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a mate and> I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where did I> put that useless boob?"> Now doesn't THAT make more sense than the> version about the rib?> > > http://.ning.com/> > Download Our Toolbar:> http://.OurOrganizationToolbar.com> Humanity Healing Network 9947 Hull Street Road Suite 117 Richmond, VA> 23236-1412 .> (804)-859-3395>

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you mean I " naturally " belong betw.......never mind....just nebber

mind....and I thought I brought balance.....I see now, I see....but

just goes to show the old stories true....can't live with it, but

somehow can't live w/o it....never mind again, this is going no where

fast.

sittin down

sulkin

shattered

mumbingsomethingunrepeatableunderbreathgrumbinagain

> >

> > EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY

> >

> > After three weeks in the Garden of

> Eden, God

> > came to visit Eve. " So, how is everything going? " inquired God.

> >

> > " It is all so beautiful, God, " she

> replied.

> > " The sunrises and sunsets are breathtaking, the smells, the sights,

> > everything is wonderful, but I have just one problem.

> >

> > It's these breasts you have given me.

> The

> > middle one pushes the other two out and I am constantly knocking them

> with

> > my arms, catching them on branches and snagging them on bushes.

> They're a

> > real pain. "

> >

> > And Eve went on to tell God that since

> many

> > other parts of her body came in pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears,

> etc.

> > She felt that having only two breasts might leave her body more

> > " symmetrically balanced " .

> >

> > " That's a fair point, " replied God,

> " But it

> > was my first shot at this, you know. I gave the animals six breasts,

> so I

> > figured that you needed only half of those, but I see that you are

> right. I

> > will fix it up right away. "

> >

> > And God reached down, removed the

> middle

> > breast and tossed it into the bushes

> >

> > Three weeks passed and God once again

> visited

> > Eve in the Garden of Eden.

> >

> > " Well, Eve, how is my favorite

> creation? "

> >

> > " Just fantastic, " she replied, " But for

> one

> > oversight. You see, all the animals are paired off. The ewe has a ram

> and

> > the cow has her bull. All the animals have a mate except me. I feel so

> > alone. "

> >

> > God though for a moment and said, " You

> know,

> > Eve, you are right. How could I have overlooked this? You do need a

> mate and

> > I will immediately create a man from a part of you. Let's see....where

> did I

> > put that useless boob? "

> > Now doesn't THAT make more sense than

> the

> > version about the rib?

> >

> >

> > http://.ning.com/

> >

> > Download Our Toolbar:

> > http://.OurOrganizationToolbar.com

> > Humanity Healing Network 9947 Hull Street Road Suite 117 Richmond, VA

> > 23236-1412 .

> > (804)-859-3395

> >

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