Guest guest Posted September 15, 2008 Report Share Posted September 15, 2008 A LOVE STORY.... Little Bruce and are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to 's father to ask him for her hand. Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, 'Mr. , me and are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.' Thinking that this was just the cutest thing, Mr. replies, 'Well Bruce, you are only 10. Where will you two live? Without even taking a moment to think about it, Bruce replies, 'In 's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely.' Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. says with a huge grin, 'Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support .' Again, Bruce instantly replies, 'Our allowance. makes five bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine.' Mr. is impressed Bruce has put so much thought into this.'Well Bruce, it seems like you have everything figured out. I just have one more question. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?' Bruce just shrugs his shoulders and says, 'Well, we've been lucky so far.' Mr. no longer thinks the little shit is adorable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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