Guest guest Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 GOTTA PEETwo women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gottenover-enthusiastic the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, howeverwas wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruinthem. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had awreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands wasconcerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.. my wife came homewith no panties!!' 'That's nothing' saidthe other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said..... 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted March 27, 2009 Report Share Posted March 27, 2009 LOL Oh my god, I love it!! Jill McCulloch, MA, CMT From: Randy <jqpublic_59@...> ; united_by_hearts Sent: Friday, March 27, 2009 9:29:14 AMSubject: [] Gotta Pee GOTTA PEETwo women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gottenover-enthusiastic the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend, howeverwas wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruinthem. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had awreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands wasconcerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, 'These girl nights have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst.. my wife came homewith no panties!!' 'That's nothing' saidthe other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that said..... 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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