THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER /Fall Classes for Men

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 Just a good laugh today!:-)Fall Classes for Men at

THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED

By Friday, August 28th 2009

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL

OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM

Class 1

How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays

Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 2

The Toilet Paper Roll--Does It Change Itself?

Round Table Discussion.

Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours

Class 3

Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat

and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub?

Group Practice.

Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours

Class 4

Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper

and The Floor

Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks

Class 5

Dinner Dishes--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink?

Examples on Video.

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6

Loss Of Identity:

Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.

Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM

Class 7

Learning How To Find Things: Starting With Looking

In The Right Places And Not Turning The House

Upside Down While Screaming.

Open Forum

Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours

Class 8

Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.

Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours

Class 9

Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost

Real Life Testimonials.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined

Class 10

Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks?

Driving Simulations.

4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours

Class 11

Learning to Live: Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.

Online Classes and role-playing

Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined

Class 12

How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion

Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques...

Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 13

How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries

and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late.

Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered

Three nights: Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours

Class 14

The Stove/Oven: What It Is and How It Is Used.

Live Demonstration.

Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued!!!