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Artery...............................Study of paintings

Bacteria.............................Back door of a cafeteria

Barium...............................What doctors do when a patient

dies

Bowel................................A letter like A,E,I,O,U

Caesarian Section....................A district in Rome

Cataract.............................Weird pontoon boat

Cat Scan.............................Searching for a Kitty

Cauterize............................Made eye contact with her

Colic................................A sheep dog

Coma.................................A punctuation mark

Congenital...........................Friendly

D & C ...............................Where Washington is

Dilate...............................To live long

Enema................................Not a Friend

Fester...............................Quicker

Fibula...............................Small Lie

Genital..............................Non-Jewish

G.I. Series..........................Soldier Ball Game

Hangnail.............................To Hang Pictures on

Impotent.............................Distinguished; well known

Labor Pain...........................Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff........................Doctor's Cane

Morbid...............................Higher Offer

Nitrate..............................Different then Day Rate

Node.................................Was aware of

Outpatient...........................Person who has fainted

Papsmear.............................Fatherhood Test

Pelvis...............................Cousin of Elvis

Postperative.........................letter r

Prostrate............................Flat on your back

Recovery Room........................Place to do upholstery

Rectum...............................Damn near killed him

Secretion............................Hiding something

Seizure..............................Roman Emperor

Tablet...............................Small table

Terminal Illness.....................Getting sick at the Airport.

Tibia................................Country in North Africa

Tumor................................Add a couple more

Urine................................Opposite of " You're Out "

Varicose.............................Near by

Vein.................................Conceited

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