OT (off topic) Re: MailBits.com: Jokes Subscription

[Guest guest]

A few years ago I (as an innocent by stander) heard the GREATEST Pick-

Up-Line ever and would like to share it.

Construction worker to a beautiful woman in tight jeans walking

passed the site: " Hey Baby, would I love to get into your pants " .

Woman: One ***-hole in there is enough, thanks.

Couldn't resist.

Sylvia

> > Today's MailBits.com Joke:

> >

> > Responses to Pick Up Lines

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> >

> > Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

> > Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.

> >

> > Man: Is this seat empty?

> > Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

> >

> > Man: So, wanna go back to my place ?

> > Woman: Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?

> >

> > Man: Your place or mine?

> > Woman: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.

> >

> > Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number?

> > Woman: It's in the phone book.

> > Man: But I don't know your name.

> > Woman: That's in the phone book too.

> >

> > Man: So what do you do for a living?

> > Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

> >

> > Man: What sign were you born under?

> > Woman: No Parking.

> >

> > Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign?

> > Woman: Do not Enter

> >

> > Man: I know how to please a woman.

> > Woman: Then please leave me alone.

> >

> > Man: I want to give myself to you.

> > Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.

> >

> > Man: I can tell that you want me.

> > Woman: Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you.....to leave.

> >

> > Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:

> > Woman: Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die

> > laughing.

> >

> > Man: Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?

> > Woman: Sorry, I don't date outside my species.

> >

> > Man: Your body is like a temple.

> > Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

> >

> > Man: I'd go through anything for you.

> > Woman: Good! Let's start with your bank account.

> >

> > Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.

> > Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?