Guest guest Posted September 27, 2000 Report Share Posted September 27, 2000 LOL, Delaine! ----- Original Message ----- From: " Jim & Delaine Lowry " <keywest@...> " onelist " < egroups> Sent: Wednesday, September 27, 2000 6:09 AM Subject: [ ] Off Subject- Divorce > I have a new niece. My brother and his wife were able to adopt a 2 day old > baby. Another brother (lives in Texas) called my mother (who lives in N.C. > and is going to celebrate her 50th wedding anniversary with my dad in > November) and asked my mother if the adoted baby was Caucasian? > My mom responded " NO, she's a white baby. " > > So, when I got this message from a friend today, I thought of my mom and > this was even funnier. Hope you enjoy it too. > > Delaine > > > Subject: Divorce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted September 27, 2000 Report Share Posted September 27, 2000 A very good one Delanie. Congratulations on your new niece. Years ago when my daughter was filling out college applications checked off " other " because " white " was not on the list even though " caucasian " was on the list as a choice. After this, we knew college was the place to be for her. We still laugh about this til today and probably will every time we hear Caucasian. Thanks, Sylvia --- In egroups, Jim & Delaine Lowry <keywest@u...> wrote: > I have a new niece. My brother and his wife were able to adopt a 2 day old > baby. Another brother (lives in Texas) called my mother (who lives in N.C. > and is going to celebrate her 50th wedding anniversary with my dad in > November) and asked my mother if the adoted baby was Caucasian? > My mom responded " NO, she's a white baby. " > > So, when I got this message from a friend today, I thought of my mom and > this was even funnier. Hope you enjoy it too. > > Delaine > > > Subject: Divorce > > > > >> judge was interviewing a lady regarding her pending > > > > divorce, and asked, " What are the grounds for your divorce? " > > > > > > > > She replied, " About four acres and a nice little home > > > > in the middle of the property with a stream running by. " > > > > > > > > " No, " he said, " I mean what is the foundation of this case? " > > > > > > > > " It is made of concrete, brick and mortar, " she responded. > > > > > > > > " I mean, " he continued, " What are your relations like? " > > > > > > > > " I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and so do > > > > my husband's parents. " He said, " Do you have a real grudge? " > > > > > > > > " No, " she replied, " We have a two-car carport and have > > > > never really needed one. " > > > > > > > > " Please, " he tried again, " is there any infidelity in your > > > > marriage? " > > > > > > > > " Yes, both my son and daughter have stereo sets. We don't > > > > necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question > > > > is 'yes'. " > > > > > > > > " Ma'am, does your husband ever beat you up? " > > > > Yes, " she responded, " about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do. " > > > > > > > > Finally, in frustration, the judge asked, " Lady, why do you > > > > want a divorce? " > > > > > > > > " Oh, I don't want a divorce, " she replied. " I've never wanted > > > > a divorce. My husband does. He said he can't communicate > > > > with me. " > > > > Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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