something to laugh/internet joke

[Guest guest]

>In the beginning, God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower

>and spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man and

>Woman would live long and healthy lives. Then, using God's bountiful gifts,

>Satan created Ben and Jerry's and Krispy Creme. And Satan said, " You want

>chocolate with that? " And man said " Yes! " and woman said " I'll have

>another with sprinkles. " And lo they gained 10 pounds.

>

>

>And God created the healthful yogurt, that woman might keep the figure

>that man found so fair And Satan brought forth white flour from the wheat,

>and sugar from the

>cane, and combined them. And woman went from size 2 to size 6. So God said,

>

> " Try my fresh green salad. " And Satan presented Thousand-Island Dressing

>and garlic toast on the side. And man and woman unfastened their belts

>f! ollowing the repast.

>

>

>God then said, " I have sent you hearty healthy vegetables and olive oil

>in which to cook them. " And Satan brought forth deep fried shrimp and

>catfish and chicken-fried steak so big it needed its

>own platter. And man gained more weight and his cholesterol went

>through the roof.

>

>

>God then brought forth running shoes so that his children might

>lose those extra pounds. And Satan came forth with cable TV with

>remote control so that Man would not have to toil changing the channels.

>And

>man and woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and piled on

>the pounds.

>

>

>Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming

>with potassium and good nutrition. Then Satan peeled off the healthful

>skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep-fried them and added

>

>copious quantities of salt. ! And man put on more pounds.

>

>

>God then gave us lean be ef so that man might consume fewer calories and

>still satisfy his appetite. So Satan created Mc's and the 99-cent

>double

>cheeseburger. Then Lucifer said, " You want fries with that? " and man

>replied, " Yes!

>And super size 'em! " And Satan said, " It is good. " And man went into

>cardiac arrest.

>

>

>God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery and Satan created HMOs.

>

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>Source Unknown

[Guest guest]

This is so a propos of what I've been discussing with many friends. THANK

YOU!!!!!!

ruth