(off topic but very funny) SECOND TIME AROUND

[Guest guest]

, age 92, and , age 89, are all excited about their decision

to

get married. They go for a stroll to

>discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. suggests

they

go in.

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> addresses the man behind the counter: " Are you the owner? "

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>The pharmacist answers " Yes " .

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>: " We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication? "

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>Pharmacist: " Of course we do

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>: " How about medicine for circulation? "

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>Pharmacist: " All kinds. "

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>: " Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?

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>Pharmacist: " Definitely. "

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>: " How about Viagra? "

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>Pharmacist: " Of course. "

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>: " Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, Jaundice? "

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>Pharmacist: " Yes, a large variety. The works. "

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>: " What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for

Parkinson's disease? "

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>Pharmacist: " Absolutely. "

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>: " You sell wheelchairs and walkers? "

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>Pharmacist: " All speeds and sizes. "

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> says to the pharmacist:

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> " We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry