Guest guest Posted January 16, 2000 Report Share Posted January 16, 2000 > > > An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her > parents that Brown > > > > > had kissed her after class. " How did that > happen? " gasped her mother. > > > " It wasn't easy, " admitted the young lady, " but > three girls helped me > > > catch him. " > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > One day, a little girl is sitting and watching > her mother do the dishes > > > at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that > her mother has several > > > strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on > her brunette head. > > > She looks at her mother and inquisitively asks, > " Why > > > are some of your hairs white, Mom? " Her mother > replied, " Well, every > > > time that you do something wrong and make me cry > or unhappy, one of my > > > hairs turns white. " The little girl thought about > this revelation for a > > > while, and then said, " So, Momma, how come ALL of > grandma's hairs are > > > white? " > > > > > > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ > > > A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation > of the blood. Trying > > > to make the matter clearer, he said, " Now, boys, > if I stood on my head > > > the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I > should turn red in the > > > face. " " Yes, sir, " the boys said. " Then why is > it that while I am > > > standing upright in the ordinary position the > blood doesn't run into my > > > feet? " A little fellow shouted, " Cause yer feet > ain't empty. " __________________________________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 27, 2000 Report Share Posted October 27, 2000 i thought this was cute tina Subject: 51 days 51 Days A bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day when the door bursts open and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to the bar, order five bottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at a large table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begin toasting and chanting, " 51 days, 51 days, 51 days! " Soon, three more blondes arrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. " 51 days, 51 days, 51 days! " Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raising the roof. " 51 days, 51 days, 51 days! " Finally, the tenth blonde comes in with a picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in the middle and the table erupts. Up jump the others, they begin dancing around the table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting " 51 days, 51 days, 51 days! " The bartender can't contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to the table. There in the center is a beautifully framed child's puzzle of the Cookie Monster. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asks one of the blondes, " What's all the chanting and celebration about? " The blonde who brought in the picture pipes up, " Everyone thinks that blondes are dumb and they make fun of us, so, we decided to set the record straight. Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together. The side of the box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted October 27, 2000 Report Share Posted October 27, 2000 Hi Tina I couldn't read this, when I opened the attachment there was nothing there. Don't know if it is just me or if it hasn't come thru properly, anyone else have probs??? How are you doing hon? Take care Lots of love Nerys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted January 20, 2005 Report Share Posted January 20, 2005 Thanks Gail for another cute one! Glad you and are doing well. I hope your family and neighbors are doing well also! ~guin ----- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guest Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 I thought with all the other things going on this is a cute video to make that gives butterflies inside. So sweet! http://www.cyberthing.net/video-play.php?id=105 " " He shall cover thee with his feathers, and under his wings shalt thou trust. " " Psalm 91:4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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