Guest guest Posted April 7, 2007 Report Share Posted April 7, 2007 Chronology of a smoker: Age 13: Hey, pal, look what I got ... a pack of CIGARETTES! Me: They smell really great. What do you do with them! Pal: You light them with a match, then suck on them. Give it a try! Me: OK. Cough, cough .... Hey, that's not good. But I love the smell. And grown-ups smoke these, don't they? Pal: Yeah, grown-ups smoke these. Lets meet tomorrow after school and puff one one! Age 16: Gotta get out of school so I can have a puff. Wonder if I can sneak one at lunch. Age 19: Boot camp: Drill seargent says: " OK, Smoke 'em if you got 'em " " Now clean up your M-16. " Age 35: Doc says " you've got chronic bronchitis ... here's a script for antibiotics .. but you better quit smoking " Age 45 Doc says " you better quit smoking if you want to live ... your lungs are a mess ... try this Nicorette! AGe 52 Doc says " You've got to quit smoking. You have the lungs of an 89 year old. You'll have to go on oxygen soon " Age 60: Doc says: It's great you stopped smoking eight years ago. That will slow progression of your chronic emphyesema.' Me: Stop your BS doc, I'm supposed to live to be a hundred! Doc: I warned you 30 years ago and you didn't listen. Now bend over backwards and kiss your butt goodbye! You've got 5 years if you pray real hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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