Fruit cake

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nothing like a little holiday cooking to get you all in the spirit of

things.

naomi

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>>> > Subject: Fruit Cake

>>> >

>>> > 1 cup water

>>> > 1 cup butter

>>> > 1 cup sugar

>>> > 4 large eggs

>>> > 2 cups dried fruit

>>> > 1 teaspoon baking soda

>>> > 1 teaspoon salt

>>> > 1 cup brown sugar

>>> > 2 cups of flour

>>> > 1 tablespoon lemon juice

>>> > 1 cup chopped nuts

>>> > 1 gallon wine

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>>> >

>>> > Sample the wine to check for quality.

>>> >

>>> > Take a large bowl.

>>> >

>>> > Check the wine again to make sure that it

>>> > is of the highest quality.

>>> >

>>> > Pour 1 level cup and drink.

>>> >

>>> > Repeat if you're not sure.

>>> >

>>> > Turn on the electric mixer and beat 1

>>> > cup of butter in a large bowl.

>>> >

>>> > Add 1 tsp sugar and beat again.

>>> >

>>> > Make sure the wine is still okay.

>>> > Cry another tup.

>>> >

>>> > Turn off the mixer.

>>> >

>>> > Break two legs and add to the bowl and

>>> > chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

>>> >

>>> > Mix on the turner.

>>> >

>>> > If the fried druit gets stuck in the

>>> > beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.

>>> >

>>> > Sample the wine again to check for

>>> > tonsisticity.

>>> >

>>> > Next sift 2 cups of salt, or something.

>>> > Who cares.

>>> >

>>> > Check the wine.

>>> >

>>> > Now sift the lemon juice and strain your

>>> > nuts.

>>> >

>>> > Add 1 table. Spoon. Of sugar or flour

>>> > or something. Whatever you can find.

>>> >

>>> > Grease the oven.

>>> >

>>> > Turn the cake pan to 350 degrees.

>>> >

>>> > Don't forget to beat off the turner.

>>> >

>>> > Throw one bowl out the window.

>>> >

>>> > Check the wine again. Go to bed.

>>> >

>>> > Who the heck likes fruitcake anyway?

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Fruit Cake - The Hippocrates Diet, by Ann Wigmore.- 1 cup shelled raw almonds- 1 cup hulled sunflower seeds- 1/2 cup raisins, unsoaked- 1/2 cup dried figs- 1/2 cup dried pitted apricots- 1/2 cup dried pineapple- 1/2 medium banana, peeled (about 1/2 cup slices)Soak almonds and sunflower seeds overnight in 1 1/2 - 2 cups (each) spring or filtered water. Grind all ingredients together in a wheatgrass juicer or food processor. Press into an oiled loaf pan to form. Serve thinly sliced. Fruit Cake will keep in the refrigerator for 1 day.

Suzi

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