Re: Detoxing humor

[Guest guest]

TV Presentation:

A man in a business suit talks outside a big building. " We're

at one of the world's finest hospitals. " Scene passes to the inside

just outside the door of a ward. " Today we've secretly replaced the

fine enema saline solutions they normally serve here with, FOLGER'S

CRYSTALS! " Scene turns to standing next to a hospital bed with a

bedridden patient sitting up, wide eyed ready to go. " Tell me, how

do you feel? " " I feel GREAT! " " Did you know we replaced the enema

solution with Folger's Crystals? " " No, I didn't detect the

difference at all. We'll have to try this at home, right honey? " A

beautiful woman standing next to the bed looks lovingly and

says, " Of course dear. From now on, Folger's Crystals are for us! "

HHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE

Haven't tried the coffee detox as I've got some caffeine

sensativities. Sounds like fun though. My cousin says it's the

best.

The talk of LI-4 reminds me off early years in Kungfu training

hearing stories of Dim Mak (delayed pressure point death touch) and

playfully creating humor of hitting reflexology points on the foot

to cause someone to uncontrolably fill their uniform with bowel

contents. We had a little skit acted out with a mock fight that

left everyone in chuckles. Lots of healthy fun for teenagers.

[Guest guest]

Ha-ha, Chris!! ...Folger's crystals a no-no, of course... ;-)

Yeah....can't exactly call CE's fun!! lol. I wonder if you would

have the same sensitivity to caffeine in the other end. I went back

to the recommended amount at 9p last night and went right to

bed....felt no effects of the caffeine like the previous day when I

upped the amount...also I think I got some beyond the sigmoind

colon...another undesirable.

Ooooo...that Dim Mak is some mean stuff....at least after you kill the

guy you can bring him back to life again! ;-) Kit

> TV Presentation:

> A man in a business suit talks outside a big building. " We're

> at one of the world's finest hospitals. " Scene passes to the inside

> just outside the door of a ward. " Today we've secretly replaced the

> fine enema saline solutions they normally serve here with, FOLGER'S

> CRYSTALS! " Scene turns to standing next to a hospital bed with a

> bedridden patient sitting up, wide eyed ready to go. " Tell me, how

> do you feel? " " I feel GREAT! " " Did you know we replaced the enema

> solution with Folger's Crystals? " " No, I didn't detect the

> difference at all. We'll have to try this at home, right honey? " A

> beautiful woman standing next to the bed looks lovingly and

> says, " Of course dear. From now on, Folger's Crystals are for us! "

>

> HHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHE

> Haven't tried the coffee detox as I've got some caffeine

> sensativities. Sounds like fun though. My cousin says it's the

> best.

> The talk of LI-4 reminds me off early years in Kungfu training

> hearing stories of Dim Mak (delayed pressure point death touch) and

> playfully creating humor of hitting reflexology points on the foot

> to cause someone to uncontrolably fill their uniform with bowel

> contents. We had a little skit acted out with a mock fight that

> left everyone in chuckles. Lots of healthy fun for teenagers.