Re: My Christmas Present this year

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Don.... I'm speechless!I am also jealous...  already out of bed damnit.  And I HAVE to get out of bed too!  I have family and friends coming over this evening and a house to clean and food to cook and the damn list goes on...  but tomorrow....  nothing.  Folks may drop by but nothing I have to prepare for.....  Sunday...  I can stay in bed. 

But Santa is coming to my house.  I leave him milk and cookies every year so he always comes....  This year I have a problem though...  I don't have a chimney in this house...  How is Santa gonna get in if I don't have a chimney?  He's gonna land on the roof with his reindeer and his sleigh full of presents for me and he's gonna realize he can't get in the house from up there... plus, there is supposed to be snow and ice tonight.. so my roof is gonna be covered in ice...  Santa's gonna slip and fall and break his ass on my roof... then he won't be able to deliver presents to the rest of the little girls and boys...  so the children west of me aren't gonna have a visit from Santa cause he's gonna fall and bust his ass at my house all because I have no chimney.  How sad is that?  But that means I get all the toy in the sleigh!  YAY ME!

Hugs,Teri  And NO I haven't been drinking.On Thu, Dec 23, 2010 at 5:00 PM, Christ <ludichrist2000@...> wrote:

 

Hi Everybody

 

I dont have to put up a tree

I dont have to decorate my house

I dont got to cook no food

Theres no one here but me and the mouse....

.....yeah, me and the mouse.

 

Theres no money to buy presents

So why go out the door?

And nobody's comming over

to mess up my dirty floor.....

.......I love my dirty floor.

 

Some of my loved ones sent emails

Wishing me Christmas cheer

I answered them all, and said howdy

Thats my obligation, I fear.....

........thats my obligation, I fear.

 

Now the fun starts to begin

I dont got to get out of bed

Im going to hang with my mystery friends

Did you hear what I said?

 

Yeah, did you hear what I said?

 

Fine fine folks half a world away

Then theres some closer still

And every one is dear to my heart

And we will do as we will......

......and we will do as we will.

 

My wish for all, is no pressure

And healing without a tear

And knowing that we've all been blessed

Thats my Christmas Present this year......

........what a fine Christmas Present this year.

 

And best of all...we dont gotta get outta bed

Nope...we dont gotta get outta bed.

 

Unless we want to, that is 

And join the drumming feet

Of crowds looking for a space to sit

With another plate to eat.

 

So happy times, close or far

In your heart hold those so dear

Stuff yourself with good things

I dont gotta get outta bed this year, year, year, year.

 

LMAO - that was strange don.

 

 

--  

Teri Gottlieb

MOVE ON.  It's just a chapter in the past, but don't close the book.  Just turn the page.

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Teri and Don you both have the cutest personalities. I sure do love you all lots and lots. Thanks for making me feel better about being ill on xmas. I did cook.

Teri you will never grow up all the way and I love you bunches for it. I love how you thinnk. You make me happy. Love Cinder

From: Theresa Gottlieb <theresagottlieb@...>Subject: Re: [ ] My Christmas Present this year Date: Friday, December 24, 2010, 9:54 AM

Don.... I'm speechless!

I am also jealous... already out of bed damnit. And I HAVE to get out of bed too! I have family and friends coming over this evening and a house to clean and food to cook and the damn list goes on... but tomorrow.... nothing. Folks may drop by but nothing I have to prepare for..... Sunday... I can stay in bed.

But Santa is coming to my house. I leave him milk and cookies every year so he always comes.... This year I have a problem though... I don't have a chimney in this house... How is Santa gonna get in if I don't have a chimney? He's gonna land on the roof with his reindeer and his sleigh full of presents for me and he's gonna realize he can't get in the house from up there... plus, there is supposed to be snow and ice tonight.. so my roof is gonna be covered in ice... Santa's gonna slip and fall and break his ass on my roof... then he won't be able to deliver presents to the rest of the little girls and boys... so the children west of me aren't gonna have a visit from Santa cause he's gonna fall and bust his ass at my house all because I have no chimney. How sad is that? But that means I get all the toy in the sleigh! YAY ME!

Hugs,Teri

And NO I haven't been drinking.

[Guest guest]

Cinder,Glad I could entertain you!  Santa managed to land on my roof and leave me Pandora charms for my bracelet!  Christmas Eve was crazy, Christmas Day and the next day were very laid back around here.  Glad the holidays are over for now.

Hugs,TeriOn Sun, Jan 2, 2011 at 8:22 PM, Cinder <datagrey@...> wrote:

 

Teri and Don you both have the cutest personalities. I sure do love you all lots and lots. Thanks for making me feel better about being ill on xmas. I did cook.

Teri you will never grow up all the way and I love you bunches for it. I love how you thinnk. You make me happy.  Love Cinder

From: Theresa Gottlieb <theresagottlieb@...>Subject: Re: [ ] My Christmas Present this year

Date: Friday, December 24, 2010, 9:54 AM

 

Don.... I'm speechless!

I am also jealous...  already out of bed damnit.  And I HAVE to get out of bed too!  I have family and friends coming over this evening and a house to clean and food to cook and the damn list goes on...  but tomorrow....  nothing.  Folks may drop by but nothing I have to prepare for.....  Sunday...  I can stay in bed. 

But Santa is coming to my house.  I leave him milk and cookies every year so he always comes....  This year I have a problem though...  I don't have a chimney in this house...  How is Santa gonna get in if I don't have a chimney?  He's gonna land on the roof with his reindeer and his sleigh full of presents for me and he's gonna realize he can't get in the house from up there... plus, there is supposed to be snow and ice tonight.. so my roof is gonna be covered in ice...  Santa's gonna slip and fall and break his ass on my roof... then he won't be able to deliver presents to the rest of the little girls and boys...  so the children west of me aren't gonna have a visit from Santa cause he's gonna fall and bust his ass at my house all because I have no chimney.  How sad is that?  But that means I get all the toy in the sleigh!  YAY ME!

Hugs,Teri  

And NO I haven't been drinking.