Guest guest Posted January 20, 2011 Report Share Posted January 20, 2011 FOR ALL OF YOU "CRITTER" LOVERS OUT THERE.... SMILE A LITTLE A Little something to make you smile 1. JUST GIVE ME 2 MINUTES. 2 MINUTES IS ALL I NEED AND I WILL BE AS GOOD AS NEW! 2. OK, I'LL BE HIS FRIEND BUT I DON'T HAVE TO LIKE IT! 3. THEY'LL NEVER FIND ME IN HERE! 4. ALL RIGHT, WHO CHOSE WHO WE STAND BY? I HAVE STANDARDS. 5. PUT THAT NOSE UP HERE ONE MORE TIME AND YOU'LL HAVE 3 NOSTRILS! 6. CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT THIS DUDE LOOKS LIKE WET? HA HA HA 7. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN PORCUPINE BABIES? GIVES A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO LABOR PAINS !!! 8. I'M SO GLAD I'M NOT AN ONLY CHILD! 9. AS LONG AS YOU'RE GONNA PUT HER IN MY BED... I MIGHT AS WELL SHARE 10. SOMETIMES YOUR BED JUST FEELS SO GOOD! 11. EARS ? WHAT EARS ? 12. Nothing replaces having a friend ! 'Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.' A DAY WITHOUT SMILING IS A WASTED DAY ! ! If you can start the day without caffeine, If you can get going without pep pills, If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains, If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles, If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it, If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time, If you can take criticism and blame without resentment If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him, If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend, If you can conquer tension without medical help, If you can relax without liquor, If you can sleep without the aid of drugs, Then You Are Probably 'The Family Dog' If you forward this on, you get .... Absolutely nothing .... Except the grateful smile of a true friend ! Statement of ConfidentialityThe contents of this e-mail message and its attachments are intended solely for the addressee(s) hereof. If you are not the named addressee, or if this message has been addressed to you in error, you are directed not to read, disclose, reproduce, distribute, disseminate or otherwise use this transmission. Delivery of this message to any person other than the intended recipient(s) is not intended in any way to waive privilege or confidentiality. If you are not an addressee, you are hereby notified that reading, using, copying, or distributing any part of this message is strictly prohibited. If you have received this transmission in error, please alert the sender by reply e-mail; we also request that you immediately delete this message and its attachments, if any. No virus found in this incoming message.Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 9.0.872 / Virus Database: 271.1.1/3320 - Release Date: 12/16/10 13:34:00 -----Inline Attachment Follows----- No virus found in this outgoing message.Checked by AVG - www.avg.comVersion: 9.0872 / Virus Database: 271.1.1/3320 - Release Date: 12/16/10 13:34:00 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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